Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 15, 2003

jerk-off

George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.

by Energy July 30, 2008

jerkoffathon

See "jackoffathon".

To masturbate vigorously, either alone or with friends/girlfriends, multiple times for an extended period of time.

Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jerkoffathon.

by actionman777 April 1, 2010

Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings

Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!

by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019

Jerk Off

when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.

hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

jerk off

slang for masturbating excessively

Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off

by streetz101 October 23, 2005

Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.

Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.

by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019