jaspered |jaspered| verb
A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"
or
"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
or
"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
by ScrappyTheCoco February 20, 2011
Get the jasperedmug. You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm
by Urban fox August 24, 2018
Get the Jasperedmug. by toxicwaffle23 April 24, 2010
Get the jaspermug. "That Jasper got us in more trouble than it's worth".
by loborun January 11, 2009
Get the jaspermug. one word: T H I C C C BOII
he loves fortnite and would rather do that than anything
he will literally jump off a cliff if it shuts down.
he loves fortnite and would rather do that than anything
he will literally jump off a cliff if it shuts down.
by big pp because July 25, 2020
Get the jaspermug. by jasmannoan March 30, 2009
Get the jaspermug. its that fucking gay dog from family guy who has that gay asian faggot name hablo or w/e. Also known as brian's cousin
by dsadas November 1, 2007
Get the jaspermug.