jaspered

jaspered |jaspered| verb

A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"

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"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
by ScrappyTheCoco January 30, 2011
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You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm
He jaspered me again. I’m never going back!
by Urban fox August 24, 2018
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The kind of guy that tries to fling a rubber band at you and fails and hits himself in the face
by toxicwaffle23 April 24, 2010
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Rookie, one that does not know. Beginner. Taken from the TV series "Rawhide"
by loborun January 11, 2009
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one word: T H I C C C BOII
he loves fortnite and would rather do that than anything

he will literally jump off a cliff if it shuts down.
Angel: how did you get here, to heaven
Person: fortnite shut down, so i pulled a jasper.
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A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.
Whats Jasper doing to that bear.
by jasmannoan March 30, 2009
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its that fucking gay dog from family guy who has that gay asian faggot name hablo or w/e. Also known as brian's cousin
by dsadas October 17, 2007
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