jared koch

one who is obssessed with anal sex.

See you in fifteen minutes Jared Koch, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

by misshaha November 6, 2011

Jared

The most caring guy ever. He has gorgeous green eyes, and has a passion for music. He even writes his own music, and it it amazing. He is extremely loving, but has very low self-esteem. If you love him, in time he will surely love you back.

I'm in love with Jared

Ohmigod, he is a total Jared!

by Rayne-Boh February 2, 2012

Jared

Jareds tend to be very tall, and very attractive. They have a hipster style, mixed with a little bit of rock. Jareds usually are very intelligent, and can be very overprotective in a serious situation. He knows how to treat a girl, and can always tell how girls feel just by hearing their voices. If you ever start dating a Jared, never let him go.

Girl 1: Did you see what Jared is wearing today?

Girl2 2: omg, yes! He's so adorable! I just want to take off his beanie and ruffle his hair!

Girl 1: I know right!

Girl 2: If he ever asks me out its a definite yes!

by nickiminajared December 28, 2012

Jared

A charming, smart, sweet, caring guy, that stole my heart from the first day. Utter blissfulness whenever in his presence..

Jared is the luckiest guy in the world.

by whitskin18 April 18, 2010

Jared

Beast Of All Trades, Always Copied Never Duplicated! Worth Weight In Gold!, Hes Their When You Need Him, And Still Their When You Dont,

Hey Man, Your Such A Jared!
Hey, I Just Heard You Pulled A Jared On That Clown RobDog59!

by MooseMan420 November 22, 2011

jared

hes 19 and never learned how to fucking read

Teacher: Jared could you read this

Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read

by willow1098 October 15, 2018

Jared

A best friend to many and a true love to an especially lucky girl. He cares so very much and his love is best described as perfection every breathing second it is given. A Jared is funny to all and just as kind. If you cross paths with my Jared... Know that he is mine. And I wouldn't change it for the world.

The love of my life can be none other than Jared.

by BryLoves February 2, 2017