jackpoot

The best pussy in the world.

Dude I just hit the jackpoot, that bitche's pussy is amazing.

by gojohnnyo October 26, 2019

jackpot

To vomit from drinking too much. The mouth is like coins coming out, and like a one-armed bandit, the arm is up from holding one's hair out of the way, or from a toilet or whatever you are handing onto. Most don't even notice the irony, of all what one wins when one is excessive and greedy.

"I got too drunk last night, hit the jackpot, and got puke all over my new trainers too"

by eaglestein December 30, 2020

jackoff super myster

Is really addicted to masterbating.He/she does it every moment they can and has enough stamina to last all day masterbating without food or water.

Dude You look at porn so much you're a jackoff super myster.

by AfRo SaUcE July 24, 2008

jackoffulate

when your jankin it and you cum before you expect to.

man i wanted to last the entire porno but i jackoffulated and it was just aweful.

by the mello December 29, 2007

JackHole

Someone who is conniving, manipulating, devious, vindictive, and spiteful. The epitomy of a Jackass and an Asshole combined.

ie: He drained my bank account. Stole my moms credit cards. Then had the guts to ask me why I left. He is such a Jackhole!

by PennyCash October 26, 2008

Jackmoose

Person not competent in living life!!

Tom is acting like a jackmoose, he did not know he was invited to a party at his house!!

by tdi543 January 20, 2009

Jackloaf

A non-cliche variant on the common jack-off or jagoff. Also a substitute for 'douchebag'

So he made life miserable for everyone here, then whined through the entire process of being fired, then said he hated his job and was already looking for another one anyway. What a jackloaf...

by mnamna1 January 4, 2011