by anonymous December 3, 2021
Get the Johan van den hurkmug. by hermanius June 20, 2017
Get the big johanmug. A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.
by Lučka March 18, 2022
Get the JOHANmug. Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Get the Johanmug. The most ruthless unstoppable force if you mess with the Johan you are on sight for life
the Johan will stop at nothing to win in silent warfare.
the Johan will stop at nothing to win in silent warfare.
by Overinflated October 27, 2025
Get the Johanmug. "Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019
Get the Johan Olesenmug. A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.
Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly February 4, 2019
Get the Johanmug.