Jesus Shit

The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven

Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit

by Mats Miller December 9, 2008

Jess's Aunt

Suicidal in many different ways involving Jess's aunt going full kermit

did u hear about Jess's aunt she slipped on the razor blade slipped better call 000

by Jess's Aunt December 4, 2017

Jesus' sake

When annoying guys are bugging you and your boyfriend of why you didn't change your Facebook relationship status

"for jesus' sake! Just because we didn't change our Facebook status doesn't mean it's the end of the world..."

by Bambiloverzz October 28, 2011

jesus spot

the best parking spot you could possibly get, in relation to where you are headed.


(often located right next to handicapped spots)

Driver: gosh, there are NO parking spots open...
Passenger: wait! I think I see a jesus spot!!
Driver: SCORE.

by Nella Granback May 3, 2008

Jesus spammer

Someone who spams blogs and forums to promote Mel Gibson's ludicrous film about Jesus shot in the style of Gladiator.

"hi so-and-so, i like such-and-such too... i am waitin to buy another cd, can't wait
have you heard about The Christ? it's a movie about the last hours of Jesus' life before the Crucifixion - i've heard a lot of good things about it, and i agree after seeing the trailers...
i'll include a few links below. check these out, they moved me. i mean, if a TRAILER can make you cry, it's got to be some movie! "

by Thermaland February 17, 2004

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

Jesus Squee

Any over-enthusiastic literature or preaching by any Christian faction.

Watchtower is both Jesus Squee and Fundie Fanfic.

"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"

by Kahless the Unforgettable October 16, 2008