non-issue

A minor current event or frivolous argument that is given publicity by both the media and the public without merit, during which vital issues get ignored.

Famous non-issues are:
- Controversy over an overtly religious film directed by a pompous Hollywood actor.
- The inclusion of the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance
- Gay marriage/civil unions

Claim that Spongebob SquarePants is furthering a homosexual agenda a is a non-issue and should not be given any further publicity.

non-issue by D10 February 2, 2005

big issue 

Bless you! Muttered by a homeless person when they sneeze whilst you walk by them.

"Big issue!"

"Aww, bless you! But you're not having a hanky or my hard earned pennies"

big issue by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003

Tissue Issue

A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.

Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.

Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.

We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.

Tissue Issue by C. Wright May 10, 2005

done issue 

a matter no longer worth discussing; esp. pertains to biting

"Hey Martin Kohan, hypothetically, I heard you bit Alex Sharigan, hypothetically."

"Don't talk about it. C'mon, it's a done issue."

done issue by Fatoreo Saladbar April 30, 2003

Skill Issue 

Used by 12 year olds when their opponent loses in a match or game, like roblox.

Random bacon hair: Skill Issue haha ( leaves game sarcastically )
the person who lost: BOY IF YOU DON’T GET YO SQUIGGLY DIGGLY-

Skill Issue by Wafflecrow March 6, 2022

Skill issue 

Usually said ironically after something godawful happens in a game that is outside player control. Alternatively, when a player is doing something obviously incorrectly and blames the game, that is unironically a skill issue.

"man, I keep getting rolled by awful RNG"
"seems like a skill issue" -Ironic

"My opponents keep playing 1e4 in my chess games, it's the best move and so I can't win unless they blunder"
"that is most definitely a skill issue, my dude" -unironic

Skill issue by speedyNEET May 30, 2022

Skill issue 

"Skill issue" is something people say to someone when they complain about something out of their control, mainly in video-games.

Don't say this if you don't want to be annoying. Most people who say this are young teenage boys trying to be funny, but fun fact; it's not after saying it 50 times.

The origin (I think) is from a line in Overwatch where D.Va, a character in the game, says, "It's a skill issue" after eliminating someone.

1:"Why are you guys 1v4ing me i'm a beginner in this game"

2:"skill issue"

Skill issue by lemon_squizz October 15, 2022