General Definition: Engagement into a relationship or to wed with any combinations of the characteristics listed below:
1. One or both of the couple are already in a relationship, however on the chance that the two become single at the same time, the two will proceed with the agreement.
2. The two memebers are decently compatible (good friends), but they are not strictly attracted to the other.
3. One or both of the couple share the fear of not finding someone to enter into a normal engagement, perhaps later on in their life.
4. For some reason, one or both of the couple chooses not to engage into a relationship or to wed at this time, perhaps due to school, job, recent break-up, etc.
5. One or both of the couple want the psychological comfort that no matter what, the other will be there at the end if both are single at the end.
Insurance engagements generally are lighthearted verbal agreements that can mean a huge deal or nothing at all. If this agreement has a delay (as agreed upon by both), it's generally very long, such as a couple months to a couple years. These agreements are either rarely honored or their delays rarely expire for it to actually be honored (one or both of the couple may've already gotten married to other people).
Specific Definition: Engagement to wed done at a young age (college, high school or younger) agreed by two friends that has a delay of at least a couple years (when both are at least 27 years old).
1. One or both of the couple are already in a relationship, however on the chance that the two become single at the same time, the two will proceed with the agreement.
2. The two memebers are decently compatible (good friends), but they are not strictly attracted to the other.
3. One or both of the couple share the fear of not finding someone to enter into a normal engagement, perhaps later on in their life.
4. For some reason, one or both of the couple chooses not to engage into a relationship or to wed at this time, perhaps due to school, job, recent break-up, etc.
5. One or both of the couple want the psychological comfort that no matter what, the other will be there at the end if both are single at the end.
Insurance engagements generally are lighthearted verbal agreements that can mean a huge deal or nothing at all. If this agreement has a delay (as agreed upon by both), it's generally very long, such as a couple months to a couple years. These agreements are either rarely honored or their delays rarely expire for it to actually be honored (one or both of the couple may've already gotten married to other people).
Specific Definition: Engagement to wed done at a young age (college, high school or younger) agreed by two friends that has a delay of at least a couple years (when both are at least 27 years old).
-Did you hear? James and Sarah got engaged last week!
-What? They werent dating each other and Sarah doesnt really like James like that.
-Oh, it's kinda just a joke, they're going to get married when they're both 26 if they're both single at the time.
-Ah, okay, an insurance engagement.
-What? They werent dating each other and Sarah doesnt really like James like that.
-Oh, it's kinda just a joke, they're going to get married when they're both 26 if they're both single at the time.
-Ah, okay, an insurance engagement.
by trollsofalabama March 1, 2011
Get the insurance engagementmug. The act of leaving something at someone's else residence in order to have an excuse to come back over.
by Calypso27 November 8, 2017
Get the comeback insurancemug. by Delta Sailor November 16, 2016
Get the schmuck insurancemug. When one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more English books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. Oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.
by ingrules December 10, 2009
Get the book insurancemug. When you have a polish friend they will drop everything they are doing at any time, to come and help you out, and ask for nothing in return because they know that's what friends do.
Polish Insurance can involve a lift at 4am in the morning, when your drunk and high off your tits and have no money for a taxi.
Lunch at a nice restaurant or bar for no reason, just to catch up.
Or a favor so crazy and dangerous no one else will do it.
Polish Insurance can involve a lift at 4am in the morning, when your drunk and high off your tits and have no money for a taxi.
Lunch at a nice restaurant or bar for no reason, just to catch up.
Or a favor so crazy and dangerous no one else will do it.
Polish guy floating in a pool, on a tropical Island, half a world away with a half empty bottle of vodka, enjoying a holiday for the first time in 10 years.
*Phone rings, best friend on the line back at home*
"Hey bro I'm out of money at a petrol station, I know your in Thailand but can you help me out, I need $40"
Polish guy "Done bro, Polish Insurance!, I sent $100 just in case you need a scotch on the way home, anything else you need brother?"
*Polish friend chilling at a smoke up and birthday party*
"Hey bro, I know you like smoking weed occasionally, so for your birthday I got you this kick ass bong"
"Bro, this is worth $300!"
"Whats your point, its your birthday, enjoy it, Polish insurance my brother!"
*Phone rings, best friend on the line back at home*
"Hey bro I'm out of money at a petrol station, I know your in Thailand but can you help me out, I need $40"
Polish guy "Done bro, Polish Insurance!, I sent $100 just in case you need a scotch on the way home, anything else you need brother?"
*Polish friend chilling at a smoke up and birthday party*
"Hey bro, I know you like smoking weed occasionally, so for your birthday I got you this kick ass bong"
"Bro, this is worth $300!"
"Whats your point, its your birthday, enjoy it, Polish insurance my brother!"
by Piotr Polak November 29, 2012
Get the Polish Insurancemug. by God Himself April 18, 2005
Get the hymen insurancemug. Insurance for Visitors traveling from foreign countries or away from their home country. First used by Zain Jeewanjee when he traveled to the USA from Asia and was looking for Medical Insurance coverage for his child. SInce Americans called it Travel Insurance, but for a Visitor like Zain this was " Visitors Insurance"
Someone comes to the USA to visit his / her family member for a few months, and while they are visiting USA they buy Visitors Insurance.
by Zg1g January 3, 2012
Get the Visitors Insurancemug.