Guess What's In My Pants

A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.
Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.
by Rorysmellsplasticpeople March 26, 2005
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guinea pigs in my pants

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.
Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020
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I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real
I Shitted In My Pants Man
by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021
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i shit my pants

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.
by babyeater666 July 20, 2020
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I shat my pants

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump
I shat my pants in english class today.
by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 19, 2003
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Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.
Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!
by ingrate October 09, 2012
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Fly by the seat of my pants

Idiomatic expression used when you want to mean that things are not planned/ organized / expected.
I don't know yet what i'll be doing during my holidays in Europe: Restaurants in Paris, shops in Milan, beers in Berlin ...i think i'll let myself fly by the seat of my pants.
by Clairoush August 16, 2011
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