Gylax Node Implosion

In 2004 a person appeared on the interweb calling himself Kal of The Troggs. He stated that he was from the future and by means of the Gylax Node Implosion he was thrust backwards into time to the year 1985 where he hibernated in his stasis cocoon until 1999 the year that we all partied as Prince instructed. He also stated that the Gylax Node was a giant generator device that supplied electricity to the area in which he came from. In November of 2004 the person calling himself Kal of The Troggs said "The Gylax Node has been repaired and i must return to the floating continent" Nobody has heard from him since. Sceptics say that this may have been an extravogant hoax or prank. The only thing that was left from this was a picture of a half frog half man type creature. The Gylax Node Implosion was supposedly caused when a creature known only as Thramdon fell into it causing a massive implosion that distorted the laws of space and time as we know it.

"I have come many nurads to your time by means of the Gylax Node Implosion"

by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 8, 2004

impoestic

- One who cannot decide if he/she prefers imports or domestic in regards of vehicular choice.

- Is a fan of imported and domestic vehicles.

1st Person: Man,you need to decide what you like, Imports or Domestics!

2nd Person: Im Impoestic, I love both, I cant decide on one.

by HCR/UNI March 18, 2008

Impressionize

To imply

Tom impressionized that he did the dishes by saying liked that there were no longer dishes in the sink

by Hellothere7426o January 29, 2018

Impresbian

A girl who claims to be a lesbian but only does it for the attention. Mainly to impress men.

Oh my god, I heard Amy kissed Debbie at that party. But she's just being an impresbian. Her and Brand are still dating.

by Bort Stimson September 24, 2021

Impressappointed

The feeling of being impressed and disappointed at the same time.

Daryl was impressappointed when he learned about the hot wok.

by JeromeDuce22 March 8, 2022

Imple

im·ple
/em-pl/
Synonym of Simple; easily understood or done; presenting no difficulty.

"That test was imple."

by ezclipswin!! May 29, 2023

rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes

Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.

by Kenyoudigit17 November 14, 2017