internet 

1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.

1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!

2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!

internet by hatred April 27, 2003

internet 

An endless amount of information, pornography, and other stuff to do. All put together over countless servers and other crap. Point being, no matter how many games you play on the internet, you'll never win even one. Its just a bundle of wires.

Person 1 : "Dude, we just kicked this clans ass in Counterstrike! My clan won!"

Person 2 : "No they didnt. Nobody ever wins on the internet."

internet by Sneaky Mexican January 10, 2006

Internet 

1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.

2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"

2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

Internet by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

internet 

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

internet by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

internet 

an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.

The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is "Internet".

internet by Anonymous June 18, 2003

internet 

A complete failure.

People who make blogs ruined the internet.

internet by Anonymous May 26, 2003

internet 

An incredibly powerful source of porn and advertisements to find your old classmates.

He's downloading porn from the INTERNET.

My INTERNET is slow! I need faster porn!

internet by Glorioso July 6, 2004