Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.

While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.

by manchild8518 March 21, 2016

hulu and murder

When netflix isnt working so your forced to watch hulu & hulu doesn't make you want to get it, it makes you want to murder someone. Therefore its hulu & murder.

Michael: Netflix aint working gurl lets hulu and murder.

You: I like the sound of that (:

by Alexia(s) March 22, 2016

hulu and fill you

"watch" hulu with your lover with hulu in the background as you fill them

guy: imma hulu and fill you later

by PTVmadi March 25, 2016

hulu rape

The nonconsensual penetration that occurs when you give money to Hulu; due to its’ overwhelmingly aggravating amount of ads compared to any other online streaming service.

Two people watching a webseries.

Person A: “fuck man, they have ads on this website?”
Person B: “at least it’s free, with Hulu you get bent over by paying for a subscription AND a fuck ton of ads.”
Person A: “bro, thats Hulu rape!”

by dirtymustard November 7, 2018

Hulu & Relax

Hulu & Relax is another term for Netflix and Chill, but even more hardcore. The male decimates the females bunghole and proceeds to shove large objects up his.

Hey bitch, how much for 3 hours of Hulu & Relax

by The Real Bunghole May 29, 2016

hulu

very ugly

damn that bitch hulu as fuck

by #wgw December 6, 2019

Hulu Voodoo

Hulu Voodoo is when you purchase a streaming app, and then are forced to watch commercials before you can watch your desired show or movie, but.. oh wait ✋️ you can just pay MORE for an app you already paid for??? Great! Bleed me dry.

Me: Why the hell am I being subjected to ads when I already paid for this app?

Also Me: 1st of all, why are you talking to yourself? Also, yeah that's some bullshit.

Me: Because I am insane and have no friends. Wanna watch something on HBOMax? It doesn't try to pull and Hulu Voodoo.

Also Me: Absolutely! I don't have friends either by the way.

by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2024