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humble dump

the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.

many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings
by the great auk September 16, 2018
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Humblehort

a Humblehort is a kinda quirky boy who loves games such as Minecraft and Undertale. Humblehorts can only be seen rarely roaming the lands of Southeastern North America and West Europe. Humblehorts love the taste of cheese, beer, and onions, if you want a Humblehort for yourself, you need to use one of these items to gain it's trust. There is a very popular Humblehort, also known as Tyler Blevins, who is known by many 4-8 year-olds from around the world. Humblehorts come in a big variety, though they mostly wear eye-patches from scars during mating season and beards they usually acquire at the age of 15, they can be seen with short hair, or even no hair as there is no use for it to attract gamers from around the world. Humblehorts are creatures that are drawn to battles, every war/battle has had at least one Humblehort, including the Civil War, and the French-Indian War. If you encounter a wild Humblehort, make sure to praise it because of it's contribution in society.
That guy is a Humblehort because of the way he is obsessed with the war...
That Humblehort sure is quirky and funny
by Dr. Edward Gneumhjort October 10, 2019
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Hubberbate

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.
I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.
by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020
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humble sammy

updated humble pie cause ain’t nobody makin a pie
wow lilly has a huge ego, she needs to eat a humble sammy
by Bob Fonob September 2, 2021
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humbledragon

The ultimate role model. Not actually a model, more of a human. But still cool.
Final Fantasy VII
Things that rawk
Too cool for other examples
by KNO April 22, 2005
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Humble

Not being arrogant. May have accomplished alot or is the absolute best, but never brags about it even though they may have great pride in that accomplishment.
Uri Boyka is the most complete fighter in the world, but after he got beat one time, he was still the best but he was humble.
by Muay Thai Kiddo August 19, 2011
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Humble brag

When someone tries to sneak in how awesome they are into any kind of conversation hoping you’ll notice how cool they are without them having to tell you
“I woke up a bit sore from an 11 mile hike I did” “WE GET IT YOU HIKE A LOT ENOUGH WITH THE HUMBLE BRAG”
by Quit humble bragging April 23, 2019
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