an ashkenazi jew who hangs out with is equally jewish and skinny friend huck. He hates the puertorican sex god named santiago who will never have sex and hates all of us jews. he skates wit his dummy christian friend shomari.
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A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.
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Get the houston driver mug.When you find something so hilarious that you cant actually laugh about it, or something that makes you so angry past the point of shouting. You just sit completely still and silent. Inspired by the ultimate Captain Holt from Brooklyn99.
*guy sitting in complete silence intensely staring at the one place*
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."
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Holtzapple overheated his iPad and drove his truck straight into 10 felony charges!
What a Holtzapple!
What a Holtzapple!
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