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hobagger

Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.
Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.
by Rob August 22, 2003
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homasexual

An extremely extremely gay person. They do gay things and they exceed regular gayness. It usually pertains to an actually nongay person that jus does some "gay" things alot.
Man, Scott is such a homasexual he keeps touchin that kid over there.
by Chizzle June 11, 2006
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hoagie-nose

A derogatory name for someone, as in jackass or dickhead.
I think this hoagie-nose wants to start shit.
by Joey Joe December 8, 2005
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Homatic

Adj. A derogatory slang term used to describe someone (usually hetrosexual) who is acting homosexual (or gay) RIGHT NOW. This word cannot be used in the past or future tense.
Frankie, you're touching Kevin's butt? That's homatic!

Jordan, the way you are looking at me is very homatic, please stop.
by Jamie Hush September 17, 2008
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hobaggin

When a person has some or all of the necessary items that make a ho.
Yo, you know your girl is hobaggin it!
by redbeeks March 3, 2008
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Hoagie to the head

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.
Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.
by crua9 August 27, 2017
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hoagie ass

Someone who is over weight and they love to eat just about everything and anything.
That operator is a straight hoagie ass you every see him eat ?
by Harry Who May 2, 2018
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