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hideity

1. The act, state, or condition of being hideous.
2. A word you say when you have died and gone to heaven or hell and, upon being faced with a nonplussed deity, with which you greet them.
1. "Jane Austen's latest undiscovered offering, 'Pointlessness and Pretentiosity', reveals a new female protagonist, whose tenacity is matched only by her hideity and the length of her pubic mustache."

2. GOD: HMB, you stand accused of a lifetime granted by My grace, wasted in pursuit of atheism, masturbation, and belief in Darwinian evolutionary theory. What have you to say for yourself?

HMB: Hideity.
by HMB March 27, 2003
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The hidden figure

The hidden figure:
1. Someone working everything behind the scenes, not being the face (the figure) of the master plan
2. The real person who's moving the agenda doing things lowkey to keep everything flowing
Person : gotta give it to the people working the backgrounds

Guy: yeah those the hidden figures
by :):Yooooo.. February 26, 2017
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hidden oaks middle school

aka Gucci middle or Homs, this school consists of potheads, sluts, preps, rednecks, and rich kids. this school is basically jail there are gates to keep kids from escaping. the food at the cafeteria sucks the only thing kids gets are the blue slushies bc they are the only decent thing there. Half the teachers don't know how to teach and bc of that most kids fail to succeed in life. when U think of this school you wanna crawl into a ball and cry.
kid-yo you go to hidden oaks middle school?
student-ya I wanna cry
by fried_rice_chicken_nugget July 20, 2016
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Hidden Ninja

When someone is about to perform oral services to a male, the male tucks his penis between his legs when the performer isnt paying attention. When the performer's face is close enough to the penis the male opens his legs, resulting in a surprise attack to the performer's face.
Johnny did the "hidden ninja" on Hailey, and she broke up with him.
by Sergiee Bear November 4, 2007
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hidden Costs

I bought this cell phone thinking that it was going to be good.. it works but they charge me a bunch of hidden costs that i was unaware about and now they wont do anything about. I should switch to T-Mobile
by dalejr237 June 27, 2005
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Hidden Wally

A half eaten food item or drink left on the shelf in Walmart.
I got a free half container of Snack Pack Pudding today! It was a Hidden Wally!
by MooseAntler October 29, 2015
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hideosity

hideous/monstrosity
something so ugly and large that you can't look at it.
Did you just see that hideosity pass by?
by I need a life. March 17, 2005
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