by Hetty! April 19, 2005
Get the hetty mug.super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...
"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"
"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"
man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.
girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me
girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me
by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010
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To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.
--- XoXo have fun.
by Derek P. May 8, 2008
Get the hefty biscuits and gravy mug.This is usually commonly used against our Burberry-loving friends, the typicalchav. Basically, it's when a fourteen-year-old chav thinks he's a pimp because he's had 6 twelve-year-old schoolkids because he can't get any action anywhere else. Instead of the word, 'pimp', we replace it with 'hetty'.
Can also translate into, 'stupid pikey prick'.
Can also translate into, 'stupid pikey prick'.
Maison: Oi Lee, i got me sum pusseh last nite boyacasha!
Lee: Ah me bredwin ya fuck Kerry from Maccy D's nigga?
Maison: Nah m8 nah, her 4 lil' sistaz man innit! Ai!
Lee: Ah me bredwin ya fuck Kerry from Maccy D's nigga?
Maison: Nah m8 nah, her 4 lil' sistaz man innit! Ai!
by Revenge Of The Black Lettuce August 30, 2005
Get the hetty mug.Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
by IvorHardie September 23, 2009
Get the Hetty mug.The act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.
Typically done without anybody's knowledge.
Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.
The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
Typically done without anybody's knowledge.
Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.
The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
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Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
by Lloyd Wolf August 7, 2009
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