Hemorrlloyd

A Hemorrlloyd is a guy named Lloyd that suffers from a butt condition, forcing him to carry around a rubber donut everywhere he goes.

When's hemorrlloyd coming in to work?

by Inmychair September 9, 2010

hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.

She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

by Frank da tank August 22, 2006

hemos

A pair of hemostats used as a roach clip.

Dude throw me those hemos so we can burn this roach.

by take5burn1 February 7, 2010

hemorrhoid

80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.

by Darius Janeway April 18, 2003

cornbread hemorrhage

A violent temper tantrum, similar to a caniption.

When Mom finds out you got mud on her new carpet she's gonna throw a cornbread hemorrhage!

by Charles Wood April 15, 2007