hamburger helper

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

by |< |3 July 16, 2006

hefner

Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.

Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.

When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.

We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.

by Big Slick April 28, 2006

Passenger's Helper

A beer, usually drank because of the way a certain driver is known to drive.

Passenger: What, Scott's driving again?? I'm going to need another passenger's helper.

by Steely O' Neely April 5, 2009

Helter Skelter

One of the best rock songs ever, could be argued as the origin of heavy metal. One of the Beatle's 1,000 amazing songs, showcasing their ability to transcend genre.

I'm listening to Helter Skelter for the 200th time in a row..

by Beatles Foreva March 15, 2005

Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012

Heldering Syndrome

The Heldering Syndrome is a term used to describe psychological phenomenon wherein a good idea for a new word on urbandictionary.com is taken hostage by others and the once positive feelings from acceptance into urbandictionary.com are turned into dismay, shame, shock and the need to apologize for ever thinking that defining the word was funny.

The following are viewed as the conditions for Heldering syndrome to occur.

* When seeing defined word on twitter makes you cringe

* When seeing or hearing reference to the defined word, or a word that is similar to the defined word immediately feeling as if you must issue a mass apology.

S: Did you see all of the heldering going on? What the heldering?

T: (sound of head hitting desk)

S: I knew it. Eventually she'd get Heldering Syndrome. Uh, can somebody send held- i mean help?

by TC_1 September 8, 2010