Heffer

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Henners

Surreptitiously wiping one's clammy vagina fingers on bed sheets behind a girls back whilst getting with her.

I cleaned my fingers by doing a henners.

by Broseph Gloebbels April 29, 2010

Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

by Akieva May 2, 2005

Hefer

Hefer: A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy. -OR- A big tub of lard in the form of a 300 lbs white girl, that lives across the street in PC AL

Lyndsey D. is a Hefer

by jnjsfriend69 July 5, 2010

Moose-Heffer

A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.

Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.

Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005

heffer

fat conceited girl, thinks she's all that
- thinks she's the hottest shit around

- Damn, that Bessy baby is such a heffer

-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans

by HereNthere November 1, 2009

hefer

A word often used in Scotland when referring to a large famale. Possibly comes from the word hefty.

Get oot ma face, ya fat hefer!

by Stardog August 22, 2008