HAP

The male alternative version of "WAP", stands for Huge Ass Penis.
Person 1: Yo what are you doing to my gf?!
Person 2: Oh my bad, I'm stuffing my HAP in her.
by Motomamiii December 02, 2023
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by lilaussieboy February 03, 2024
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HAP

The male version of WAP. HAP stands for " Hard Ass Dick".
That girl made me HAP.
by GayBoy247 September 22, 2020
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:hap:

A famous smiley on jeuxvideo.com, a french forum.
French 1 : T'es con :hap: (You're stupid :hap:)
French 2 : Pas autant que toi :hap: (Less than you :hap:)
by NaNoMister December 27, 2016
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lil hap

a guy who will smoke all day long but still have enough energy and good intentions to fyck u. he probably been through some deep shot but still loves everyone and always has a smile on his face.
person1: woah look at that stud smoking person 2: ya who is that
person1: ohhh ofc it’s lil hap

person 2: not big hap?!
person1: no LIL hap ofc what are you on cmon now
by hipsdontliewakawaka March 19, 2023
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Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
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happed

The best fortnite pro to ever grace the fucking earth. 6'5 all muscle being. Relies on controller players to place in events
I love happed, he is so SEXY, and good at fortnite.
by cotal February 12, 2021
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