Handy Mandy

The act of ones mate giving them a hand job, but right before ejaculation, turns it right back at the ejaculator

Man it was going great with this chic until she got scared and pulled a handy Mandy!

by The smarbist April 7, 2012

dry handy

A handjob, without lube.

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.

by Matt_28 October 26, 2006

Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

by Whitro March 30, 2009

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

handy comeback

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.

Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.

by CaptHandy July 11, 2014

Handi-capsed

(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidental capitalization.

Dana: hey dude, I'm not feeling so well
Cal: THAT SUCKS :(
Dana: lol somebody's handi-capsed

by Janena September 4, 2013

slippy handy

A hand job consisting of KY, lotion ... OR Spit

“I lost at the black jack table so i owe my husband a slippy handy “

by Ddelong January 20, 2018