Mandlebar Mustache

A midget pornstar.
Usually has a name such as Tripod and stars in such films as Itty Bitty Gang Bang

That handlebar mustache just had sex with that cat!

by Gherkin November 3, 2004

riding on the handlebars

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.

The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.

by @piledriver911 September 27, 2014

handler

someone who gets girls but is not easy on the eyes, also is very hairy in upper reigons.

Yo i dont know how that kid is banging that bitch hes such a handler.

by mr.dink123 March 25, 2007

The Handler

One who runs up and down the school halls, hates the world, and has no personality.

That kid sure is a Handler.

by Aquairus May 31, 2005

handler

A insecure man usually nice looking and some what accomplished in his field of work.who controls and manipulate s women.

Jay is a real big handler he has Bree on lock down.

by SEXXINESS37 September 18, 2014

handlebars

The lovehandles of a champ.

I am so fit, Lance Armstrong could ride on these handlebars.

by henchman32 February 18, 2011

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004