Handism

The belief that all people that use a specific hand possess characteristics or abilities specific to that Hand, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior

Righties have always thought they were better than Lefties... its Handism.

by lmtdlifetimewrnt April 10, 2009

handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Handa Montana

The single guy's substitute for a girlfriend.

Question "What are you up to tonight man"?

Response "Man, I got a date with Handa Montana and Palmalla Anderson tonight"

by PolyBA April 16, 2009

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

handgina

Male masturbation; what a loser uses as a substitute for the vagina he never gets.

That fat bastard Dave always talks about all the girls he gets up in, but all he ever really gets is handgina.

by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

handisped

Proununced "handy-sped"

Refering to a "handicapted" and "specially education" person. One of the most offensive disses. Used when the person has displayed either mental and/or physical retardedness or stupidness.

Achmed: Pass me the dart, and I'll do a one-timer.
Abu: Ali Baba, Achmed! You are such a handisped, there isn't no one-timers in darts.

by Barret K March 1, 2006

handable

when a girls boobs aren't that big, but at the same time, they are big enough for a squeeze

emma: MY BOOBS ARE SOOO SMALL
gary: not really, they're handable

by Emma&Gary :P June 17, 2008