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East Hampton 

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Why are you here… this ain’t like the pictures
East Hampton
East Hampton by longliveTioTheGoat September 12, 2021
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Hampton • Hampton Bays • Hampton Roads • hampton university • hampton, va • Hampton,Virginia • Hampton, NE • Hampton, NH • Hampton Bay Spray • Hampton Beach

Half Hampton 

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Pushing rope? Grab the base and squeeze. You'll lose half your length but at least you'll get the job done 👍
Took one too many pills after a rave and had to giver her the half Hampton
Half Hampton by Remtrex October 6, 2023
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pull a Hampton 

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When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.
Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
pull a Hampton by Tyi989 October 1, 2010
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The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick 

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1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
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Hampon

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The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.
chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.
Hampon by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008
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Sticky Hampson 

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The art of rubbing your penis on a girls back when she denies you sex.
Example One

Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?

Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.

Example 2

Neil: How was you date last night?

Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.

*High Fives*
Sticky Hampson by Moulay June 1, 2011
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