hamish, a caring kind and cute boy. his smile never fails to light up a room whenever he enters. his selfishness never goes to waste and his brave and funny personality is beloved by all. his brown curly hair and light blue eyes, well you could get lost in them. his humourus personality always brings a smile to everyone around himselfs faces. his brave attitude is something everyone should aspire to be like.
by emma163839 November 23, 2021

A kind, beautiful, young boy who has big dreams. He is a great gymnast that could most definitely go to the Olympics. Although he can be shy at times he shines his best with his friends, family and especially the ladies. He will usually like a girl that starts with the letter D or L. He is usually a cancer and loves to eat pretzels.
by Katy1984 November 10, 2020

A Hamish is that one guy who is a complete dumbass when it comes to the basic things in life. Sometimes the word 'assdumb' is the only word suitable to describe a Hamish.
by Dylan_mclovin' September 8, 2020

by Hahahahagagagagagagag July 1, 2021

Full-Time Sigma. No days off.
by Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog May 30, 2024

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024

by Finbar Thompson August 22, 2021
