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Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak
Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now
by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018
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Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.
I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.
by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021
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Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.
What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich
Oh please
by Jenniflop November 18, 2023
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Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.
by Do megabytes September 2, 2022
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Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."
by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025
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Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
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sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
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