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halpin'd

An unexpected job loss, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.
Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpin'd
by Brute' May 9, 2008
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happy leprechaun

when a dude hugs a girls much taller than him and her tits are buried in his face.

a guy hugs a girl and her boobs are level with his eyes or face.
dude she is like 6 feet taller than you, i don't care i'm a happy leprechaun.
by little lep April 21, 2010
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Happy Tug

The art of receiving a tugjob/handjob in the corner of a populated room. In most cases, both individuals are intoxicated and do not recall the act. Bystanders at the party either watch and laugh or become disgusted and disperse
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was gettin a happy tug over in the corner of the kitchen!
by SquirrelSatchel June 1, 2011
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Happy Jungle

Happy jungle takes the term "happy trail" to a whole new level. Someone who has a happy jungle has a large amount of hair leading from their pubic area up to their navel. There is an abundance of hair rather than a simple trail.
Alexa- I just love sexy guys with a little happy trail ;)

Adam- Damn...I have a happy jungle...do I still meet the requirements? ;)

Alexa- Sorry bro, I'm not into that much hair!
by Cheerio147 September 19, 2011
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happy filter

The act of rolling a roach as if you were for a spliff and then either tearing or cutting it in half so that it is the same size as a filter.
"Yo can you roll me a roach g" "yeah man no king sized papers though so I'll cut you a happy filter"
by Alezis October 17, 2017
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happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.
I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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Happy Slappy Jam

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.
Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"
by Vorshack July 6, 2020
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