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bum baby daddy/cheating husband

: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.
My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.
by abold1995 July 7, 2017
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joe bidens husband

when someone says something so stupid you question their mental sanity and stability
Girl: I didn’t know that Italy was in Europe!!
Boy: are you literally Joe bidens husband?
by anything stan culture October 23, 2022
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cheating husband

"hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls are "only friends" since he wouldn't want to jeopardize his "happy" marriage of over 12 years! What a Man Slut! Pitty the poor women who's married to him...
OMG, did you know that she walked in on her cheating husband at the party that night...what a man slut.
by Kelly Mango April 28, 2006
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Corpse Husband

Amazing horror story youtuber, also has a very nice voice.
Person one: Have you heard of Corpse Husband?
Person two: You mean Daddy? why yes I have.
by Tik Tok fan8181888888111091049 October 16, 2020
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OnlyFans Husband

The Husband of an OnlyFans model. The next level up from Instagram Boyfriend.

OnlyFans Husbands can be seen not only taking pictures and videos for thier wife's OnlyFans site but also will be busy editing video and setting up lighting equipment.

Most OnlyFans Husbands are also in the lifestyle as they support and promote thier wife's slutty ways.
He was going to come hang out with us tonight but he needed to record his wife rubbing her clit off with a Hitachi, such is the life of an OnlyFans Husband.
by Paq130 October 15, 2020
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corpse husband

a 23 year old youtuber that makes music, does creepy videos, plays among us, and has an amazing voice. ong i would marry him if i had the chance.
hey! have you heard of corpse husband?
yeaa, his voice is so good.
by divalenaee October 30, 2020
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Latchkey husband

Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A husband who comes home from work to an empty house, left to his own defenses during the evening, while wife works opposite shift.
Because of his time alone, the latchkey husband was free to browse porn on the Internet.
by latchkeyme September 3, 2009
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