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by fuck-me-grande December 04, 2019
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Leo HP

Leo HP is a boy who has lots of kindness and empathy
I could not get Leo HP out my head.
by Dat Meme God September 13, 2022
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HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.
Oh shit a HP Mo
by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021
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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.
"Yo! Have you got a rating from Shaggy Rogers Hp:5?"

"Yeah man! Like, I got 5 stars, + 5 HP!"
by Shaggy Shoppa September 19, 2022
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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
person: Why is your name Shaggy Rogers Hp:5? Why is it so long?

Shaggy Shoppa: Send me an image.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 15, 2022
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HP chicks

Girls in Hampton Park are well known as HP chicks. The HP is an abbreviation for Head Phuck coz they are nothing more than a whinging group of rachets who will drop their panties to be able to smoke the dredges on the stem of the glassy.
Indian guy: I feel like a root but have no cash
Maori guy: yeah bro, I do have some crumbs left in the g bag.
Indian guy: jolly good, lets go grab some HP chicks

Maori guy: Choice Bro.
Aghan guy: Can I watch for 5 bucks?
by The South East Oricle December 09, 2013
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HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
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