app hoarder

a person (or other mystical being) that has many apps on their phone or other devices such as an iPod touch, for one or more of the following reasons:

1) its was a FREE app, *don't we just all love freebies!?*
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a "good friend" so didn't say no
3) it has some practical use... *whatever "practical" means to you*
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, sex, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertisement and heard "there's an app for that" and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like

insertnamehere: Why do you have soooo many apps on your phone!!!!!???

deletnamehere: I don't know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!

insertnamehere: You are ridiculous!! I can't believe you're an app hoarder!! :P

by egg7 October 22, 2010

Hotdog Party

(Noun, Singular) 1. A frat party where there will be initiation of new frat members via various rites involving homosexual anal sex on a voluntary basis. 2. Any house party thrown by former United States Bill Clinton or any member of Bill Clinton's family.

1. I'm still sore from the Hotdog Party last night!!! 2. Senator Weiner left the Hotdog Party early last night.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

Hotdog Down a Hallway

Phrase used to express a loose women.
You don't git any walls.

"Shes like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

by kissMYbutt April 6, 2003

HPatDH

An acronym for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

I just finished reading HPatDH.

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II June 25, 2009

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012

hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

by onnomnom January 2, 2014