The act of being scolded by a U.S. Marines Staff NCO, usually the rank of Gunnery Sgt. for doing something/inappropriate.
This often times leads to the Junior Marine shitting his pants.
This often times leads to the Junior Marine shitting his pants.
We were Marching to class when out of nowhere, a GySgt stopped us and yelled at us for marching to fast.
PFC Johnny was totally Gunny-Raped that day.
PFC Johnny was totally Gunny-Raped that day.
by XKalibur July 22, 2011
Get the Gunny-Rape mug.Papa Günter’s trusty piece of German engineering. It’s equipped with a beautiful coat of white paint and a special compartment in the back for the kids to have fun in. Papa Günter likes to think his Güntermobile is female, with its exhaust pipe being a (you know what).
Josh: “Oh look it’s the Güntermobile parked at the Daycare Centre, I wonder what Papa Günter’s up to this time.”
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*
by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018
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Overview: The Gunt Clan was founded in 2004 by Zach H, Kyle "Fat Me Off" D., and Nick "Woody" W. From its humble beginnings, the Gunt Clan has grown into a powerful brotherhood, wreaking havoc on Call of Duty gamers across the world. Zach H is the acting president and chairman of the Gunt Clan. His responsibilities include, but are not limited to, seeing that league night is carried out each Thursday, planning pancake dinners, and recruiting (although some questionable additions have been carried out over his term).
Junt Clan Rivalry: The Junt Clan was founded in 2012 by Andrew "Babybuster" H, a close relative of Zach H. Andrew first grew individually in his power and strength, dedicating countless hours of his life to sharpening his Call of Duty skills. In an attempt to overthrow the Gunt Clan, Andrew recruited Terry Joseph "Tfro" and Jeremy "Arkfief" to squad up. With the help of these new additions, the Junt Clan quickly rose to power. Whisperings from the Gunt Clan such as "I can't sleep at night because of Junt" or "I'm worried we aren't the top dog anymore" have been heard for some time now. In 2019, the Junt Clan acquired the rights to Connor "StealthJaguar" C. This new recruit seems to have tipped the scales in favor of the Junt Clan. Although individual battles are often won by both clans, one thing is certain--there's a new clan in town, and the Gunt Clan better watch its back.
Junt Clan Rivalry: The Junt Clan was founded in 2012 by Andrew "Babybuster" H, a close relative of Zach H. Andrew first grew individually in his power and strength, dedicating countless hours of his life to sharpening his Call of Duty skills. In an attempt to overthrow the Gunt Clan, Andrew recruited Terry Joseph "Tfro" and Jeremy "Arkfief" to squad up. With the help of these new additions, the Junt Clan quickly rose to power. Whisperings from the Gunt Clan such as "I can't sleep at night because of Junt" or "I'm worried we aren't the top dog anymore" have been heard for some time now. In 2019, the Junt Clan acquired the rights to Connor "StealthJaguar" C. This new recruit seems to have tipped the scales in favor of the Junt Clan. Although individual battles are often won by both clans, one thing is certain--there's a new clan in town, and the Gunt Clan better watch its back.
Junt Clan Member 1: "I just got an invite to go play gun game."
Junt Clan Member 2: "It must be from the Gunt Clan, that's all they do."
Junt Clan Member 2: "It must be from the Gunt Clan, that's all they do."
by JuntClan March 4, 2021
Get the Gunt Clan mug.The Güther Paradox describes the following situation:
You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
"Did you know, that most men would shit in Günther's Mailbox while aggressively staring at him?"
"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
by Wagwanblud13454949 December 17, 2021
Get the Günther Paradox mug.(adjective) Fragile in a sassy way. Often used to describe a person who seems elderly. The act of having way too much audacity for someone whose joints probably contain prehistoric remnants. A ganty person might break several of their brittle bones if exposed to newfangled rock music. If ganty could be an outfit, it would be something one would wear to a disco funeral.
Wow, she sure is ganty. All that audacity, yet I know that if I breathed on her wrong she would shatter.
by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 6, 2022
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German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.
Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.
Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."
Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
by HerrGünter April 21, 2013
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