groomer's law

the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)

jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

gooser

1) A hot ass girl

2) A big ol bud.

3) A big ass butt

4) A very very long golf drive.

5) A sick water pipe.

6)Anything pertaining to anything you want at any particular time.

"Yo, did you see that gooser walk by?"

"I just goosed one right on the green!"

"Lets go rip the gooser."

"Yo pass me that gooser cause im trying to get bruisered and i only can use the gooser so the goose will gooser."

by Big Gooser July 3, 2007

groose

go ask someone who doesn't have DICK gross

What's groose? Duhhh, you ass-hole your groose!

by freeakkk June 11, 2011

Grosserest

being more gross then grosser.

"your gross"
"your grosser"
"your the grosserest"

by supervocabgirl September 21, 2011

Groover

n. A fart that lasts for at least 10 seconds or 10 consecutive farts in a row.

"Dude. Just had a 10 second fart."
"Nice groover, bud."

by Bosharaptor September 1, 2020

Groomer's Dozen

A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.

"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"

by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021

sporty groover

Weekend hippie, a straight trying to act with it, corporate type trying to act cool. An expression from the '60s and '70s used in the San Francisco Bay area.

The party had a lot of sporty groovers.

by Rufus Quail April 1, 2008