Grubbing

When you're jorking it but you're whispering, and gotta keep it quiet

You: "ooaaahhh..... oaahhhh..."
Someone else: "Damn bro I can barely hear you grubbing ur shit rn"

by faggywaggyy February 17, 2025

Gobbing Off

An unsubtle misusage of the English language to mask an innuendo, by cock whores pretending to be confrontational and loud, ashamed to admit their love for a mouthful of cock.

The act of giving fellatio to a group of men in the same room.

Often undertaken by cock whores and cum sluts at the rugby club on matchday, on a team of sweaty sportsmen

Debbie's accosted the team again, gobbing off as usual. Someone will be getting a right mouthful.

Debbie!! Debbie's about to take a right mouthful!!

Watch how she doesn't spill a drop!

by Rural Lexicographer October 25, 2025

call-grabbing

The process of accepting as many logged problems as possible in a given accounting period in order to make your colleagues look like ass monglers

The Dudley crew are always call-grabbing.

by Eggbert Observer February 25, 2003

Like-grubbing

The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.

Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!

by Untellectual October 9, 2011

Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

donald grabbing

The art of grabbing by the cooter

Wanna go Donald grabbing

by Thedankestmeme lord January 24, 2017

circular grabbing

Circular grabbing is basically a circlejerk but with grabbing.

Dude you wanna go for a circular grabbing party later tonight.
Yeah man that sounds like the cherry to my sundae bae

by thebigdick15 June 19, 2019