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Greebs

A short gremlin like creature who dresses with a range of styles, however all centre around a greebo theme. This creature is quiet yet cocky and has a tiny penis.

Feeds predominantly on rustlers and sausages, and has only one natural enemy (see McMuffin ). Most commonly found in smokers stinging people for fags, or sucking smooth man penis in 'Time Out'.

Sightings are few and far between for this mysterious creature and we do not know much about it, however, we can be sure of one thing: This is indubitably one slippery Bastard, with a tiny, tiny penis.
Greebs stop licking that window.
Oh Greebs.
Classic Greebs!
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if Greebs stopped bein such a pikey by robbing all my wood?
Greebs... Can't touch this.
Greebs it was just a joke chill... Greebs what are you doing? Greebs.. GREEBS!!! Ahhahaahhahahhaaa *muffled cries then silence*
by Anti-Coon February 25, 2011
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greets

a shortening of greetings, used to greet someone (duh)
Greets! How's life?
by Rakeri August 10, 2003
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Wow, that girl in the back of that picture is a greep.

Dang he can sing, but he is still a greep.
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An expletive similar to wow or ouch, in this case it refers to feeling faint because of a famous and highly admired person being in their presence.
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greep

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He was a typical greep. All he ever did was surf the net and create false identities in the hope of finding a hot date. And when he did find someone, he would greep out his victims by spamming their inbox.
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Greens

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