Grandma's Scissors

When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.

Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Grandma's moustache

The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.

Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!

by monkeybrainss December 16, 2009

Brown grandma

A brown grandma is an elderly woman that sharted her pants.

"Man she's a brown grandma!" Said john.

by luqerbqli January 22, 2018

Grandma's Purse

A strong and slightly unpleasant smelling variety of Marijuana, so called because it resembles the musty smell of an old persons home. Sometimes referred to as granddads wallet.

Man dat grandma's purse you got is some dank shit but i aint payin $30 for a teen!

by sgt leon December 14, 2009

grandma sticker

An extremely personal insult that will mentally destroy a person it is used on. This insult stems from something held dear to the person, and is different for everyone.

“I was done dealing with Kevin, so I grandma stickered him. He never saw it coming”

by Alex Chaddy Daddy March 7, 2018

Grandma Thunder

1/3 Red Bull. 1/3 Grapefruit juice. 1/3 Dark rum.

Serve in highball glass with large ice cube.

"Why do they call it grandma thunder?"

"I have no idea. It tastes really good though."

by itsMOOPY April 5, 2010

grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

by Lolaws December 18, 2008