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Graduation

This is the day you leave high school with a diploma, and many gaping wounds and/or emotional pain/catharsis.
Wow, Tom! Congratulations on graduating from high school, isn't that a big relief?

Tom: Well, this wound from AP Chemistry will never go away, and I feel like crying like a little girl, knowing I don't have to put up with those fucking losers and that history teacher for the rest of my life *cries*

Graduation

Then comes college, when you become a freshman all over again, CONGRATS!
by high school graduate May 26, 2009
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Maidstone Grammar School

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.
“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”
by Anonymous1237 February 8, 2021
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Grammar Hypocrite

Noun-

A person who makes grammatical mistakes while correcting grammar errors in another individual's post.
Original Poster: I went to there house.
Grammar Hypocrite: Moron! It's 'their house', not 'there house'. Your righting is atrocious! Learn the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're.'
by jendriel July 10, 2009
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Graduation

The exact definition of Graduation is catch 22. Just a giant clusterfuck of emotions in which you don't know whether to be happy or sad. Nervous, or excited. Ugh. Graduation sucks.
Example: "I cried so much at my graduation, I was scared to be leaving behind everything I'd ever known for 12 years of my life. But at the same time, excited to be starting something new and adventurous."
by Tazzykinz June 27, 2013
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Grammar Shitter

A person who:
1. Doesn't know the difference between (your, you're)/(their, there, they're)/ (its, it's).
2. Gets upset when someone corrects their grammar and says something along the lines of "Grammar police" and "wow your that type of guy" and "nobody cares, its the internet" (notice how it's all wrong)
3. Won't just say thanks, edit their post, and move along (aka hella prideful despite being wrong)
Wow the advertisement guy's a grammar shitter. He wrote "The first of it's kind."

Grammar Shitters are downgrading the quality of English in the world. They won't accept their errors and get upset at people for properly using English grammar.
by Romsicle March 4, 2019
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Gradual Report

Daniel Grozdich The creator of the one of the most funny YOUTUBE shows on Youtube.com

www.youtube.com/http://www.youtube.com/user/gradualreport

www.gradualreport.com
"Haha...Danny is hilarious! He makes me laugh every time i watch his videos on youtube!!"

"You should check out the gradual report!"
by Zachary JonesJonesJones October 16, 2008
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grammar whore

n. One who resists the erosion of basic literacy by pointing out egregious spelling and grammar errors, both online and in meatspace.
She's such a grammar whore, she corrected the English professor's misuse of apostrophes in the course syllabus.
by Coinneach Fitzpatrick March 16, 2005
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