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Gooch Assasin

A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.

A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.

While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
by The padre October 17, 2009
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gooch grease

n. Similar to swamp ass, gooch grease is the disgusting smelling mixture of sweat, shit crusties, and lint that forms along the inner gooch forming a slime-like substance
ex. After a long night at the club my boxers were covered in gooch grease.
by Peter T Adams JR June 10, 2005
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Gooch Juice

the sweat and juice that comes out of the space between your genitiles and anus (Credit to Daniel Ramierez aka GRIMLIN23)
My boxers are all sticky i think its gooch juice
by Ralfonzo May 15, 2009
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gooch

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold
Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel
by matt b April 14, 2003
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Goochaplegic

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.
1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"
by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009
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Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.
Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape
by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019
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Gooch cramp

Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing
Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp
by Tutua September 25, 2005
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