googling

1. A way to pass the time at work.

2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.

3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.

'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'

by Frankie Hollywood December 23, 2003

Googliality

To prove whatever you want by using Google (the wrong way).
German Newspaper "Bild" wanted to demonstrate how bad and rotten the internet is:
"If you search for "god" you'll receive only 418 mio pages. Search for "Sex" gets 432 mio pages." What they forgot: If you also search for "gott" (german word for "god"), this will add some more 59 mio pages ("Sex" is written the same way in german too).

Kai: "The internet is soooo bad, it contains 19.8 million idiots."
Wolf: "C'mon, this is not reality, it's only googliality."

by Peter Wolf November 10, 2008

Googleite

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.

Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.

by Just Jacko December 29, 2019

googlist

1. A person who is extremely talented at finding things on Google. They know all the search operators, how to modify any term to get the perfect result, and can generally find anything with twice the relevance in half the time.

2. A list of things one needs to search for (or has found) on Google. Usually capitalised in this sense.

1. "She's the unofficial googlist on the mailing list."

2. "Send me your Googlist and I'll see what I can find."

by Etymological August 7, 2005

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

Googling

Walking around at night stealing random and useless objects from yards and establishments and dropping them elsewhere along your travels.

I went GOOGLING the other night and a cop drove by.

by aboozle February 24, 2011

googling

what you do when you are very bored

I was sick of class so i started googling things.

by TakoMongoose January 13, 2015