Get glossed

Similar to getting cooked

i.e. “ah man I forgot my homework I’m so glossed” OR “bro this guy sucks at this game fr get glossed”

by Amongbutts October 10, 2024

Glossed

Used to indicate a bad situation you've found yourself in

Mark forgot his wife's birthday. He's glossed!

by SigmaMogger October 10, 2024

Gloss over

I'm not going to let you do it.

Hym "None of this detracts from the fact that you're trying to steal my work and cut me out of the proceeds and I'm not going to let you gloss over the fact that I was both right about what is happening and right about being able to create AI. You eat that fucking crow you bitch. You eat it and love it or I'm going to murder a child."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Glossing

Glossing (verb)
To engage with someone in a way that’s indulgent or intensely gratifying, like metaphorically “jerking them off” with attention, words, or actions—leaving them feeling “shiny and glossy.” Can be done solo or mutually.

“He keeps glossing me with compliments—I don’t know whether to blush or roll my eyes.”
“Stop glossing me and get to the point!”

by VanGoghX August 15, 2025

Lip glossing

When a person ignores or downplays a situation.

Tabatha brush off the situation by lip glossing over it

by TheCherriiiblossom June 15, 2023

glossed

1. make excuses for.
2. use ingratiating or fawning language.
3. make a comment or comments.

1. "the attitude of Mathews is quite glossed over"
2. "While the salesman was clearly trying to sell us a faulty product, he attempted to cover up its faults and instead attempted to convince us of its many benefits."
3. "The politician was a master at concealing his true motives by sweetening his plan with careless and evasive phrases."

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Crotch gloss

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.

I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women

by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021