Gooping

When a group of homosexuals all leave to use restroom facilities at the same time. Gay Pooping=Gooping.

Zoe (A Lesbian): I need to use the bathroom.

Jaden (Another Lesbian): Yeah, I need to wash my hands.

Megan(3rd Lesbian): I need to go to the bathroom as well!
John (Gay Boy): We should go gooping!

by gooper2000 November 22, 2011

Glomming

(Colloquially pronounced "glommin'") The act of making out in a particularly slobbery and intense manner; i.e. groping passionately while smacking lips together at a relatively high volume. It was derived from "glossy"- as in "lip gloss"- because both invoke a feeling of sticky, gooeyness that, as a third person observer, looks gross.

Person A: Oh ew! Gross!
Person B: What?
Person A: Veronica and Mark are glomming it up pretty hard over at the lunch tables! She's practically on top of him!

by MADLawlz January 6, 2012

Glomming

Glomming: present tense, verb: the act of sitting around, usually not speaking, either watching television, typically movies or sports, or playing any sort of video game, typically sports and shooters. Often accompanied, and most certainly encouraged, by packing a lip.

Glom: future tense, verb: The preconceived idea of "glomming".

"What are you guys doing today."
"Gunna be glomming real hard, probably watch some football."
"Word, I'll be there."

-or-

"School blew dick, can't wait to get home and glom."
"Same, Ms. Peterson's tits got me thru the day though."

by Steve Lusby November 12, 2011

Grooming

A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.

Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

Gooping

What semen does when it is leaking out of one’s anus

Now I’m gooping after you fucked me in the ass

by K80 Ruth December 15, 2017

Glomping

Running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and buttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.

"dude, what's that guy doing over there? is he mental or something?"
"nah he's just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?"

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee33 September 10, 2009

gomping

Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.

James was gomping to work again.

by Skewy August 29, 2003