girlfriend 

biggest pain in the ass.

mayne maah girlfriend has made me a wimp

girlfriend by babanash August 8, 2006

Girlfriend 

Something most guys are lucky to have.

Girl: Aw, do you have a girlfriend?
Guy2: Yes man, isn't she a hot piece of ass?
Girl: How did you get a girlfriend? You must be lucky.

Girlfriend by McLovinz August 23, 2009

Girlfriend 

Nobody has ever meet her nor will they ever because she goes to a different school.

Guy 1: hey I got a new girlfriend.
Guy 2: nice, who?
Guy 1: you wouldn’t know her she goes to a different school.

Girlfriend by albino zucchini March 16, 2019

girlfriend 

A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.

Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!

girlfriend by Comrade Wang October 29, 2006

girlfriend 

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

girlfriend by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

girlfriend 

a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.

Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you?

Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid

girlfriend by Ruopolo September 30, 2007

girlfriend 

something loud and obnoxious

goddamit my girlfriend's bitching again

girlfriend by Chipface August 8, 2006