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Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss
Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin
by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024
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Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
by Lunistice November 14, 2020
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Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety
“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin
by anonymous July 3, 2024
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Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.
Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!
by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023
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