Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.

Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."

by DinoSharkExpert May 27, 2013

Jonathan graham

A sorry excuse of a man who moves girls out to different states with him who becomes so self obsessed neglects his gf in a state of cousin fucking Alabama for her to try to find a way to leave him for him to only hide out at his moms house and make his mommy do his dirty work helping her pack to move back to her home state. Sorriest excuse of a man.

Oh that man is such a Jonathan graham.

by Hannahsmoth February 17, 2022

Lady Graham

Senator Lyndsey Graham’s purported nickname among male prostitution. Sometimes shorten to Lady G.

I have another damn session with that limp-dick, cheapskate Lady Graham. How can a flaming homosexual like him pretend to be against the rights of gays and women?

by LaughingAloud January 30, 2023

The Graham Hall Test

Shaking a load (e.g. boxes, furniture) after tying it to a trailer, to assess if it is sufficiently secured. To pass the Graham Hall Test: when you shake the load, it should also shake the trailer. If not, then you haven't secured your load properly, and you should consider re-tying it.

That Lawnmower definitely passes the Graham Hall Test; When you shake the mower, the trailer shakes too!

Let's do the Graham Hall Test, to make sure my fridge won't fall off.

by Darryl Kerrigan February 22, 2023

Graham Nash

A handrolled cigar or joint

David Crosby: Want me to make you a Graham Nash?

by Nancy Drew loves Mary Jane August 17, 2009

Grahamburger

A Grahamburger is a man consisting of a smoking hot selection meat. A Grahamburger are often served with extra special sauce. This meaty treat has attained widespread popularity and has proliferated women worldwide.

OMG I had a Grahamburger last night..he was nutritious and delicious!

by Grahamburger Fan April 22, 2011

heather graham

I kind of thought she was fit in Austin Powers (by the way she is an actress) and especially when I saw her in the Guru (dressed like an Indian lady and dancing to Bollywood-esque tunes was a major turn on as I am a Paki). But then I decided to go on the internet and look for some clips of her and there are tons of her going on like a proper ho, esp in Boogie Nights and some other movie I forget the name of (Do a Limewire or Kazaa search). Anyways, she is pretty hot but doesnt look as good naked as I hoped and she is apparently estranged from her family because they disagree with her nude movie roles. Anyways, its not my family so I dont give a fuck.

GUY #1 "Heather Graham is pretty hot in the Guru, damn why cant more Asian gals look that hot in a sari! "

GUY #2 "But she's a ho in Boogie nights and she aint look that good naked."

GUY #1 "Well I guess shes got pretty big tits for a girl that thin. Are they implants?"

by BigP69 October 8, 2005