genieass

Someone who prescribes to be a genius on a topic of which he is short on knowledge. In other words, someone who has a magic lamp up his butt.

For instance someone you go to for help with a computer problem who gives you false or misleading information. Someone who wants to be a genius but actually is a genieass.

by Mrkenworth July 13, 2012

Rectal Genie

A mystical genie produced by rubbing a girls ass just the right way. If you are lucky the rectal genie will pop out and grant you two very smelly wishes.

I was right about to fuck Leslie in the ass when I gave her a good spank and the Rectal Genie came out!

by Mac 3113 March 13, 2008

Genie

1) To achieve enlightenment through the world's first and best vaporizing pipe, the Vaporgenie™.
2)A healthier, smokeless, sneakier way of getting your daily dose of THC

Hey Dre, Tryin' to get your 3 wishes granted?

We're runnin' low on the genie food, hit up T-snatch for that hooked green satch.

Yo Kurt, why you still rippin' on that brown genie dirt?

by Kongoßin January 19, 2009

genics

A loser teaboy, who is stuck up his boyfriends ass. Usually seen in some "elite" place sucking up to the "elite" people.

"oh ma gawd...that genics is such a brown nose"

by ThA pRo May 18, 2003

genie boots

When you receive oral sex so good your toes curl up like genie boots.

1: "So what did you end up doing last night?"
2: "I was just chillin' with that bitch Rhonda, she gave me a pair of genie boots."

by pacious February 4, 2010

gnice

Pronounced nnn-ice with a strong emphasis on the rolling N at the beginning. Gnice is used to exclaim absolute joy in a given situation and is usually said at a louder-than-needed voice to ensure everybody knows just how gnice something is. It can also be used as a male greeting call at long distances.

Dude 1- Yo, I finally renewed my Xbox Live Subscription so we can play C.o.D again.
Dude 2- GNICE!!!!!!

by NotDoingWork April 4, 2010

Genie

The girls of jt's dreams..

whoa ...genie is with jt!!!..

by jt February 19, 2004