gayzark

The act of masturbation to climax while defecating. Experience suggests getting one 90% rubbed out, pausing to drop the deuce, pinching it off half way, then downloading the knuckle children.

Circa UT 2003

Matt was no homo, but curiosity got the better of him, he settled for a gayzark to see what he was missing.

by big.c.2003 June 6, 2011

Gaymer Noggo

When your playing a game while your gay friend blows you till you cum

I was having fun playing minecraft then my friend Gaymer Noggoed me

by My Dog Weighs Like 5 Inches December 1, 2019

Gayer smirking

A smirk with so much homosexuality that only the gayest of the gays can pull it off

That was "gayer smirking" than I could ever pull off.

by Foxytheboss663 January 1, 2020

bone gazer

when a guy or girl is caught gazing the "bone"

allen is known as a "bone gazer"

by jamnjay87 April 18, 2010

Gayzor

Defines a person who likes the oposite sex or other times just appear to be gay.

Could also mean someone who is by nature just "gay" and acts within the boundaries of the defenition of "gay".

Persons who fail in thier dutys, or mock a person, can also be called "Gayzor"

"Bobby fails att healing, he is therefore gayzor"

"Carlssor cryes about not getting healers loot, he is therefore gayzor"

"Robert mocks Ricky, Ricky responds that Robert is gaaaayzooor"

by Igelqott December 11, 2009

Gayvery

Short for Gay Slavery. Harshly overworking your Gay friends for little or no rewards. Bondage, severe toil; drudgery.

(Although..a little Bondage could be ok, in the right circumstances! Let's be real!)

What do you mean I can't have a cocktail until I finish cooking the Beef Bourguignon?! That's Gayvery you bitches! Now, where's my Martini?!

by JoRoBig May 17, 2011

Goober Gazer

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011