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Gandolf Glacier

It is when you are titty banging a girl and blow on her chin. This gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. Next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the "magic" freezes to her face.
I saw that Gandolf Glacier he gave her. Obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the Mines of Moria.
Gandolf Glacier by pu re tun February 8, 2010

Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"
Gandalfgasm by Rukusan August 30, 2005

James Gandolfini

Former character actor who finally starred in a leading role as the Mob boss matriarch on HBO's The Sopranos. He was great then, but proves to be even better now. He now proves to be a remarkable actor.
Where will Gandolfini go when "The Sopranos" is over with? Maybe he'll consider leading role.
James Gandolfini by Kyle February 23, 2005

Gandolfining

Getting too drunk/high as to where you pass out in an odd position, which makes it look like you are dead.
"We came home last night and he was gandolfining against the wall, next to the front door."

"I'll probably have one two many shots tonight and gandolfini it"

"I got fini'd last night"

Gandalfgasm

The end result of blissful LOTR overload.
I had a gandalfgasm after watching all 3 extended LOTR movies. You know - at the point where he sails off in those boats...
Gandalfgasm by square wheel June 28, 2007

Gandalfing

Sitting and staring while smoking weed, in order to solve a problem or remember something.
When I cant figure out how to fix something, Im know for Gandalfing out on the problem.
Gandalfing by Prince Randorson January 4, 2016