Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.

Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.

by Cubewarrior February 02, 2017

The gandalf

Sex act in which the male is pulled around by his beard while blocking her passage.

My girlfriend gave me the gandalf.

by Sbmetalhead August 08, 2018

Gandalf Gangster

A guy who is a GRADE A SIMP. He simps woman all the time, until then he can't get a woman. He is also known to jerk off to fortnite characters and Traps on the internet. Is a good Discord boyfriend (or a girlfriend ;)

"Oh my god that gandalf gangster kid is gay"

by Some really cool guy - D February 18, 2020

Gandalf pipe

An uncircumcised penis

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!

by Table Water Deer September 04, 2023

Gandalfing

The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.

Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"

One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"

by ThunderFox69 December 17, 2017

Gandalfing

The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"

Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.

by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 08, 2025

Gandalf & dragon

Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-

John asked Francesca for a gandalf & dragon-

by sanxity June 05, 2024