The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.
by Anonymous_19 May 12, 2022
The act of your own videogame failing due to executive greed, sabotaging it further by removing content or patching bugs that actually improve the player experience until everyone stops playing and then blaming it on a lack of interest.
Person A: "Did you hear what happened to Battlefield 2042? It's an absolute mess."
Person B: "Just another case of the Anthem Gambit."
Person B: "Just another case of the Anthem Gambit."
by Tevis January 11, 2022
A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.
by Fragmoid November 24, 2023
When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
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by Thighnoon February 11, 2021
Wow, all he had to do to was blatantly lie, defame someone totally innocent, get absolute shit on in front of over a million people, and he got $7000 out of it. Thats a Kipas Gambit if I ever saw one.
by Truthless of Canada March 22, 2021