Gainersexual

A sexuality that revolves more around eating food, gaining weight and fat worship as opposed to traditional sexual activities.

"Hey would you want to hook up? What do you like to do for fun in the bedroom?"
"I'm a gainersexual. So bring a cheesecake, some burgers and a stick of butter, and then rub my belly while I inhale it all."

by WannaBeBigger91 December 3, 2022

The Giterus

When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.

John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.

by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

W.D. Gaster

a person that is now named LORE man.

hey W.D. Gaster can i have some ketchu- O_O

by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno March 19, 2021

goiter

a little more cushion for the pushin' on the neck. frequents bass players who quit bands and then have nothing to do for awhile. so they work at hardware stores and accumulate the neck mass. but no matter how big the goiter gets, we still love them forever.

"Did you just see him?"
"Yeah. Looks like he's got a goiter.Gross."
"Good. More goiter love for me."

by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

tickle her goiter

A term a male uses for a female performing oral sex on him. See goiter.

Adam told Cindy he wants to tickle her goiter.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

gattered

1. Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.

Basically drunk.

Last night I was gattered out my head...
Going to get gattered tonight chav

by Pipey Magraw April 16, 2006

Garter

Getting so high to the point of being stupid.

"Hey man that shit I smoked last night at the party made me go so garter that I got a tattoo of a dick on my face"

by Jeffrey Trip October 24, 2012