Jew gold

A small pouch every Jew must carry at all times

“Gimme the real Jew gold not the fake Jew gold”

by Gimmethejewgold September 20, 2019

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Get the Jew goldmug.

thats gold

When something is good, funny or generally entertaining...

Person 1:"Rosa fell down the stairs at school today"
Person 2:"Thats Gold!"

by Mechanical Animal April 30, 2006

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Get the thats goldmug.

dog-gold

dog poo / dogshit

Oh - no! I have just stepped into a lot of dog-gold on the pavements of Machynlleth again.

Reason: There is always some on the pavements. Not very nice.

by Nettys January 20, 2009

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Get the dog-goldmug.

toilet gold

Corn in your turds down in the toilet

I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.

by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009

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gold plated

A person who is only there for show but not really a good person or friend

I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.

by Polluter1 June 7, 2018

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